I just want some of that

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bleedeverywhere:

damarab0t:

bleedeverywhere:

who the fuck is in my house

IF THIS GETS NOTES I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

(Source: gerardvorpos, via hamburgay)

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i my if was gay

me: im son gay was
my son: what

This was posted 4 hours ago. It has 17,983 notes.

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pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

(via cytotrophoblast)

This was posted 4 hours ago. It has 52,524 notes.

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bluntsmokr:

undie-fan-99:

Double dipping!

(via TumbleOn)

(via wolverine30)

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kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

(via goddammitganon)

This was posted 4 hours ago. It has 37,884 notes.

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(via excuse-my-charisma)

This was posted 4 hours ago. It has 126 notes. .

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thehorniboi:

who are these guys?

(Source: whispersexinmyears, via listen-to-the-guy-in-nyc)

This was posted 4 hours ago. It has 5,888 notes. .

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ikimaru:

momo-mole:

ikimaru:

it’ll need someone to hold the flower lmao

Chanchan will hold the flower

(via scarecrowcoffee)

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maxterbate:

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

[party in the usa playing faintly in the distance as the australian cries]

this just in, tumblr user maxterbate gets the joke

EVERYONE IS LITERALLY OUT TO GET ME